please star if you think this is funny.
So there is a husband and a wife and the wife is having a baby. The doctors at the hospital figured out a way for the wife to transfer some of the pain when she gives birth to the husband. The husband agrees and when the wife is giving birth they turn the pain transef machine to 10%. The husband admits he doesnt feel pain. They turn it to 50%. The husband still feels nothing. They finally turn it to 100% and the husband feels absolutely nothing. Later that day when the family gets home they find the mailman dead on their front step.
2007-05-27 10:43:58 · 20 answers · asked by ....... 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha i had to re read it to get it. funny. at first i was like how does the mail man fit into this...but then i got it...lol...funny!
2007-05-27 10:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by ♥•Softball•Chick•♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first this seems to be a funny joke. But if you think about it, there are some major flaws. Does the real father need to be hooked up to the machine to transfer pain? If so, the mailman was miles away. Also, why was the mailman at their front step. One would surely think that after he did his dirty deed that he fled home or went back to work. Last, due to the different gender anatomy, it would make no sense for the mailMAN to feel pain.
I'll give you a star for effort though.
2007-05-28 12:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-08 23:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One H*llva funny joke
2007-05-27 11:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by i love ice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this joke each time i hear it i just laugh harder
thanks for the laugh 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 10:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow man this is really cool i love it and good job man because you really did hit the spot with this one and thanks for making my day and plus i had just gave your a star and take care man because this really was funny lol 10/10.
2007-05-27 11:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 10:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Goes to show you that men can't handle pain like us women.
2007-05-27 11:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but new version of an old joke.
2007-05-27 13:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by carora13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh! that's funny! it's just too bad for the mailman though...
2007-05-27 16:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by it's me! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋