What did you do, What happened........funny story appreciated!!
2007-05-27 10:14:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Farted on my 2nd date at his home. Still we got married and now we have farting competitions
2007-05-27 10:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by pups 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Got stuck on a stairwell between an upstairs flat and downstairs flat (shared front door). Shouted out the window for 20 mins before anyone took notice. Eventually got someone to call fire brigade. Rescued me on a ladder. As I came down, wind blew my skirt over my head and exposed my knickers. Many shouts and whistles. Got to the bottom and ran away as I was so embarrased!!
2007-05-27 10:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by helen p 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Meeting my boyfriend's father for the first time in my boy's bed, wearing only a bathrobe at night. well, his dad didn't mind but I sure as hell felt really wierd & strange. The only consolation for me is that it was winter & hoped he'd think that's why I would be in bed? it happened 4 days ago & I still can't get over it. The father had wanted to meet me but that just wasn't the right time scene you know? Oh, I cauldn't even look him in the eye, I hope he doesn't think I'm a ****. Ofcourse my boy thinks Im stressing over nothing! I wanted to sink into the floor, (oops, bed!)
2007-05-29 04:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by Luvy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay here goes - it was a Big Wedding Aniversary for my Grandfathers Boss (cant remember that exact date) we were all in the local hall and us kids had been playing with Balloons - are you with me yet - the boss stood up to make the big speech of the night and yes the balloon I had set off and made a wonderful farting noise and flew round the whole hall right in the middle of his thank yous to his wife and the rest of the family.
That story I lived down - just please dont ask me about pickled onion tea.
2007-05-27 11:38:34 · answer #4 · answered by Thisismyview 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I came from a small village in northern Alaska to go to a honeymoon in Anchorage, Alaska. We stayed at a hotel. The entrance had glass doors and glass walls that were from floor to ceiling, wall to wall. Someone had cleaned the glass so much, I couldn't see it. I thought the clean glass was an open door. I was walking fast and hit the glass so hard I fell backwards.... The first thing I did, as I was laying there, was look around to see if anyone saw me... Good for me, noone did.
2007-05-27 10:24:47 · answer #5 · answered by Eskimo Hammer 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Once I had attended classes and showed up where I worked on a uni campus. Before going in I sat on a bench and realised it felt quite cold. I discovered that the seat had been chewed out of them. My blasted Doberman mix puppy had graduated from eating my textbooks to....
I had to go in, holding book back over my posterior and excuse myself to run home. To this day I am haunted about those who may have seen my pants as I moved round from one classroom to another.
That Cheeky Lad
2007-05-29 18:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
few years ago i had been caught up doing a charcoal drawing for college and didnt realise the time...rushed out to the shop before it shut. was starting to get a little paranoid when for the 3rd time some one looked at me and laughed...and it just continued all the way there and back. when i got home i looked in the mirror to discover i must have rubbed my face with my charcoal hands as i looked EXACTLY as if i had drawn a little moustache and goatee on myself....no wonder they were giggling lol
2007-05-28 00:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by gemx24 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When stood in long queue at the Post Office my knickers (from the day before) fell out of my trouser leg.
I went bright red and kicked them to a side pretending they weren't mine. It was obvious people had seen exactly where they came from by the sniggers around me.
I was left wishing the ground really would open up..............
2007-05-27 11:50:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Germany 1995 (lived there for 16 years): we < dad, mom, sis, bro, and I> were walking pass an old church- just leisurely checking out the city in which my sis lived. In front of the church was a group of tourists with a tour guide.... while walking pass by them, I was glad to hear some info from their guide, when all of a sudden my dad farted his loudest fart ever! He put his hand on my mom's shoulder and said:" It's all right, hon... it happens to all of us... it's not like you know them." My mom continued walking and kept scolding my dad and laughing in between. I was so ashamed. My dad was quite a character. I miss him so much. Bless his soul.
2007-05-27 10:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by justmemimi 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
On being given a cup of tea on the first visit to my new girl friends parents I was given a cup of tea with a Chocolate biscuit. (cookie)
I covered my suit, shirt tie and face with chocolate. My girl friend brought me a bid as a present from her holidays.
I married her two years later because I had a Densett record player. it broke two weeks later and we will celebrate our fortieth anniversary next year
2007-05-27 10:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by Scouse 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Made a short speech to the local Christian Society a few years ago. "I am really looking forward to the next Erection"
I meant Election.......it got a good laugh from the Vicar.
2007-05-27 22:48:17 · answer #11 · answered by kautolo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋