one sperm says to the other,"how far is it to the ovaries?" the other one says,"relax. we're only just passed the tonsils."
2007-05-27 09:34:19 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smirk.
2007-05-27 09:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A boy received three wants from a genie. When the genie requested for his first desire, the boy mentioned "i desire to have a bath with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first desire. In the bathe together with his mother, the little boy noticed whatever and mentioned "Oh mommy seem at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie requested the boy for his second desire. The boy wanted to have a bath together with his father now. During the bathe, the little boy as soon as once more noticed whatever down there, nevertheless it used to be distinctive. Once once more the boy requested "Daddy, whats that fats snake doing down there?" Finally, for his third and last desire, the boy wanted to have a bath with each his mom and his father. The little boy all of a sudden screamed out "Look mommy, daddy!!! The snake goes within the bush!!" Do you get it ;D Don't question me why the boy requested to have a bath... its lovely bizarre to me too LOL
2016-09-05 13:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-29 01:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by AnswerFella 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that is jus fine.... i got another to tell u if u wan...
one day a frog was swimming in the pond and suddenly it see a black hole so it swam into it.. after a while it saw a stick that got into the hole too and hit him... in and out hitting him then with white grease all around it and keep hitting it... before the frog pass out it wrote a WILL to his fellow frens : never led urself into a hole cause i was killed by a stick
well its kinda lame
2007-05-27 09:39:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 10:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats nice!
2007-05-27 09:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by I love my angels 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two men always went to the bar together and one of their wives always got mad at them. the other one never got in trouble.
the men asked him why his wife didn't yell at him and he said, just give her sex and she's fine
so the man went home and gave his wife the best oral sex ever.
he went to go wash up when he saw his wife. the wife said, "you're late again! oh, and my mother is sleeping in our bed tonight"
2007-05-27 09:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dancychikchik 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to stop at the vocal cords for an oral exam.
2007-05-27 09:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm ... I like ... but the real question should be ... What do you intend to do with yours!?!?!?! *dirty smirk*
I meant the joke!!!! not the other thing ... lol ... anyways ... i hope that was as good for you as it was for me ... *cheesy grin* ... <3
2007-05-27 09:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Taz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one heres a star
p.s. keep the jokes cuming hahaha cuming.
2007-05-27 10:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋