How many 5 year olds could a martial artist kill before they killed him.?

Question

You can specify your answer based on whether or not its a confined area.
YOu can specify your answer based on whether the children have been told/shown what to do.\
However there r no weapons and the kids r all normal size.

I am not a sick tormented soul, I once saw this question asked in a forum and I swear it got over a thousand legit answers with no definitive agreement. People took it very seriously in an imaginative sense. Asking things about confined space to limit the running of the martial artist or the amount of kids that could get to him at once. Some even asked if they got to train the kids for a few days before the fight happened, teaching things like where to hit and how to corner him.

We even had some ask about the style used and the size of the fighter. Is the martial artist a judo master or a white belt in karate. Is he a 30 year old man of 200 lbs or a 50 year old woman. It all made a differance and opened up alot of fun not real!! answers.

Answer 1

Depends on his style of martial arts, if we're talking empty hand striking styles like Karate, muay thai, TKD etc. then probably over a hundred though it'll probably take the whole day, since pummeling a kid to death, especially a nimble one is not as easy, nor can you do it as fast as you'd think, much more a hundred em. But if we're talking grappling styles like Aikido, Judo or Jujitsu then probably not much since Aikido is non aggressive and though it takes a lot more of time for a Jujitsu guy to choke em one at a time while the other kids would be pummeling at him while he's doin this, he will be more consistent since his is a more sytematic method(slowly but surely). Judo has a better chance at succeeding since you can just throw em on their heads to the hard concrete pavement, but if the kids are trained to break their fall then this'll take some doing too.

Answer 2

well.....all the martial artist would have to do is scare, befriend, or impress the kids. After that the kids wouldn't want to fight him/her.

A martial artist wouldn't want to kill children. If they had to (due to low skills), then he'd kill one and let out a blood curdling scream to frighten off the others. Any that came for revenge would get put down also. The rest would learn to stay away.

If the kids were forced to fight with explosive collars around the neck and the above happened, then they'd panic until they detonated.

You are a sick man for asking this.

Answer 3

I true martial artist , would be able to kill swarms of 5 year olds. I would first grab two 5 year old girls, knock them out,then tie them by the hair and use them as a giant nunchuck. eventually I would start to get tired , Id prolly just jump in my truck and start running all the kids over till I ran out of gas. (a truck is not a weapon)

Answer 4

I would say probably about 200 in a fight come on their 5.

Answer 5

The answer to this question is zero (0). Any martial artist who is worthy, indeed any person who understands the way in trueness would not have need.

Answer 6

this is a fantastic question, I would say about 77 cause he would get tired after about 50 kicks and they would all be rushing him at once. chuck norris could kill 1000 five year olds. I ve seen it trust me

Answer 7

Exactly 53 of them

Answer 8

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushing the world...

Answer 9

I think we should take you and tie your hands and feet and toss you into the room with them and find out.

Answer 10

Chuck Norris could kill 1,000, and then he'll leave because he'll be bored.