Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me,"
"Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school,"
"Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"
"One, you are fifty-two years old. Two, you are the principal of the school."
2007-05-27 09:25:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
lol
that is good
2007-05-27 09:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-08 22:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Poor principal. School stinks! 10!
2007-05-27 10:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i like that ill give this 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 10:16:23 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Heard it before, poor principal.
2007-05-27 09:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL, thats funny
2007-05-27 09:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my PE teacher lives with his mama
2007-05-27 09:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by Inny 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-05-27 10:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop being such a baby! Shouldn't you be out of your mom's house by now?
2007-05-27 09:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats a good. LOL
2007-05-27 09:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by Vartha 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋