Three old pilots are walking on the ramp.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer."
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" " Twelve thirty."
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing termsHoney, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc... The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names." The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago".
2007-05-27 08:53:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the 3th is just so cooooool ! =*
2007-05-27 09:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by Happy Feet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2007-05-27 08:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by dangy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love the last one. Star for you
2007-05-27 09:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Loved them and no insult taken. That is life so we might as well laugh about it. No use to cry.
2007-05-27 09:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All joke were so funny , and the first two are real life because I have seen it in my elders :)
2007-05-27 09:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by i love ice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-27 10:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
third one is the best!! LOL
Thanks for the laughters u brought to me today!
2007-05-27 09:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by AK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i liked the third one the best
2007-05-27 08:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
i needed a good laugh.
i'm gonna go make fun of my dad now.
:P
2007-05-27 08:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sheree 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Lovely!!! The last one was like WOW! WOW! WOW!
2007-05-27 10:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good ones. I really liked the last one. ^_^
2007-05-27 08:58:30 · answer #11 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋