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Are you jerking us off?

2007-06-02 10:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Let me guess, your an in patient at the local psychiatric center and the landlady is is a 200lb. night supervisor nurse in charge of the ward right? hey y not ask her if her and her girfriends woulds do it to you and you'll let her keep the deposit and first months rent when you move out. lol. . . chalk it up as a STROKE, of luck . . . LMAO

2007-06-04 05:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by myheartsvoice 2 · 0 0

if you really want to, would it make you feel good about yourself or not?
if not then its probably best not to, but if u get off on it thn why not?
btw my image of a landlady is an old wrinkly woman that walks with a walking stick that has a hunched back!
i hope yours isnt!
xxxx

2007-06-01 21:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sure. Sounds like fun, especially if there was something in it for you. Charge admission, lower the rent, or score some MILF tail. Maybe pick up a sugar momma. You're probably wanking anyway, why not make it profitable?

2007-06-04 05:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by morgan j 4 · 0 0

hell yeah.. do it right in front of them.. man women love that ****.. what the plan realy is .. they want to all have sex with you dude.. trust me I have been there before.. if you do this **** right you can phuck all of them the same day.. but even smarter you should have all of them take off there panties and braws... and tell them so that you want be the only one naked.. than tell them you need fallacio that aka stimulants.. so have one of them suck on your nipples while you do it.. I promise it will start something you will remember for the rest of your life.

2007-06-04 04:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If she will accept your sperm as the rent, hell yes. you might be come the local stud. Just because her and her friends might be older or less attractive, don,t mean they ain't good in the sack.

2007-06-04 06:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I don't think you should, be very careful you could find yourself arrested if they all decide to turn the tables and scream rape or indecent assault or indecent exposure, take care and if i was you i would start looking for different lodgings.....

2007-06-02 05:33:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Do like on American Pie, Get the girls to kiss first and then give them a sneak peak and well use it to your advantage......get the pic???
If you get them to participate then the joke is NOT on you.....
I guess as most of my guy friends would say....your one lucky effer!!!

2007-06-04 06:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well if thats your thing then go ahead, or find another landlady.

2007-06-01 18:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by JOJO 4 · 0 0

Dream on mate but if she ever asks make sure that she one month rent free..

2007-06-02 06:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by Granny 5 · 0 0

Hey free rent!

2007-06-03 18:52:59 · answer #11 · answered by scoops30080 2 · 0 0

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