Drank too much?

Question

A woman who was fed up with her husband for drinking too much asked their priest what she could do. She said that she was at the end of her wits and something just had to be done. The priest said to just leave it up to him and that she should call him the next time he comes home drunk. Two days later he gets the call and goes to the woman's house. He has her help him drape white sheets across the ceiling and walls. They put the bed he was passed out on in the middle of the room and emptied everything else. Then the priest put on a white suit with huge fake angel wings on the back. He tells the woman to wait for him outside while they wait for the husband to wake up.
Finally, the husband wakes up, still in a drunken stupor. He looks around and everything is a little blurry, but everything is white. Then he sees the 'angel' standing over him. He raises up on one elbow, looks at the 'angel' and says, "Is this the place I think it is?"
The priest says, "Yes, my son...you're dead"

Then the man asks, "How long have I been here?"
The priest says, "You just arrived a few minutes ago."
The man says, "How long have you been here?"
The priest says, "I have been here thousands of years, why?"
The man says, "Well, if you've been here so long, you should know where I can get a drink around this place?"

Answer 1

thats a good one

Answer 2

That was so funny 10/10

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

haha
lol
very funny

Answer 5

Ha, that was a good one.

Answer 6

" extremely funny"!! too bad ppl dont try this on their friends!

Answer 7

its star time

Answer 8

well, that was so hilarius that i about spit my drank all over the computer

Answer 9

some ppl nvr change do they?

Answer 10

funny..