A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."
He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that's easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.
Next he turned to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500." St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer. He simply said to him: "Name them."
2007-05-27 04:22:10 · 16 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious ! KEEP THEM COMING!
2007-05-27 04:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by -ad91- 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naming the 1,500 people that died would be tough but even the thief got into heaven!
2007-05-27 06:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde is on an air plane trying to take a nap when a lawyer sits down beside her. after a few mins he ask the blonde if she would like to play a game, she decline and tries to nod back off. he persist. saying listen i will ask you a question, if you can't answer it you give me $5 but if you ask me a question that i can not answer i will give you $50. So seeing that she is not going to get any rest she agrees. he says i will start. Who was the first vice president? The blonde takes $5 from her purse and hands it to the lawyer. delighted he says now your turn. the blonde ask, what goes up a hill on two legs but comes down a hill on three legs. the lawyer says hmmm this is a hard one. the blonde says "well you think about it" turns her head and dozes back off. the lawyer thinks and thinks, but no answer. he breaks out his laptop and searches, but no answer. he jumps on the air phone and calls everyone he can think of, but no answer. the plane lands, the blonde wakes and starts to get ready to exsit the plane, the lawyer looks up and says ok i give up and counts out $50. the blonde smiles and thanks him, and starts to leave. the lawyer says wait i must know what goes up a hill on two legs but comes down the hill on three? the blonde reaches in her purse and hands him $5.
2007-05-27 04:59:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha:D
2016-05-19 00:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mythical!
2007-05-27 04:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sami V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha so lawyers cant get into heaven huh? lol
2007-05-27 04:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by missstaceymartin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.guess he didnt accept lawyers
2007-05-27 05:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by Chatterbox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! poor lawyer! guess he's not going to heaven! hahahaha!!!!! :P. nice joke!
2007-05-27 04:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, must try harder 5/10
2007-05-27 07:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not really like that at all.
2007-05-27 04:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by Katrina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋