Three different religious authorities were once asked how much money each week they decided to donate their faiths.
The Christian explained it this way. "I see it as a test in effort. I draw a line like a goal line and then I fling all my money in that direction. What ends up on the other side of that line is for God, and what falls short is for me."
The Muslim explained it like a circle. Those inside the circle, or outside. Draw a circle and throw all your money. Whatever falls inside the circle is for God, and whatever falls outside it is for himself.
Finally the Jew was asked how he decided on how much he donated.
He replied, "I throw my money toward heaven. If it stays up there it is for God, if it falls back down, it is for me".
2007-05-27 04:04:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol way to damn funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 04:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm not laughing in case we all go to hell. but you will get a star.
2007-05-27 11:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2007-05-27 12:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋