My neighbour was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."
2007-05-27 00:27:31 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny...thanks for the chuckle.
2007-05-27 00:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Enjoyed the joke throughly.Was the name of the neighbour included in the list or not still aquestion ?to be resolved.
2007-06-03 20:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Tabi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One
2007-06-01 22:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by Walter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looking down at the landlords dog licking his b*lls, i turned and said to the owner i wish i could do that i said with a grin on my face. give him a dog biscuit and he might let you came the reply
2007-06-03 21:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worth a star.
2007-06-03 07:24:26 · answer #5 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! I love Jokes like this. I really love these jokes how do you get these jokes . Very Funny. How do ya ge'em?
2007-06-03 21:01:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!!
2007-05-27 00:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by Marnia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MUST have been a joke.. [[ sounds like that neibhor of yours has vised lala land a few times ....]]
2007-05-27 00:30:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hillarious! It's nice to know he had a sense of humor about it
2007-05-27 00:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor dog, really cute though, here's my star!
2007-06-03 16:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋