A man meets a women and agrees to spend the night with her for £500,they do the deed but he says he will ask his secretary to send the cheque to her calling the payment "rent for apartment"..later he decides it wasnt worth the price so his secertary sends a note with a cheque for £250....
Dear madam,please find cheque enclosed for rent of ur apartment i was under the impression that
1)it had never been occupied
2)there was plenty of heat
3)it was small enough to make me cosy
The women returns the cheque writing Dear sir i return ur cheque becos ..
1)i cant understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely
2)there is plenty of heat-if you know how to turn it on
3)the apartment is of regular size but if you dont av enough furniture to fill it ......
DONT BLAME THE LANDLADY........
2007-05-26 23:48:02 · 16 answers · asked by casha1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you that put a smile back on my face, its raining cat and dogs right now where I live!!!
2007-05-27 00:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He's a little small, huh?
Not a gloomy sunday morning for me, but that's ok. It's a hot sunday evening for me.
2007-05-26 23:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by Enceladus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!
2007-05-26 23:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-05-26 23:57:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good I need to laugh.~~
2007-05-26 23:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooohh thanks. Brilliant.
Another lousy holiday weekend in UK. How does the weather know????? lol
2007-05-26 23:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by lou b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-05-27 05:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-05-26 23:54:05 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one,HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!
2007-05-26 23:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by Javy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-05-26 23:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋