Behold! I just discover the prove to put an end to the godless atheism ones and for all.... the banana!
Now if you study a well made banana you will find on the far side there are three ridges and on the close side two ridges. When a human hand is ready to hold a banana it will fit perfectly. So the hand and the banana and design by god one for the other.
You will also find that the maker of the banana almight god design it so people can see the state of the banana without pilling it: green means too early, yellow means just right and black means too late.
Now god also place a tap on the top so humans can open it easly. When you pill it the outer layer will rest gracefuly on your hands.
The top of the banana is design by god for ease of enter and the size is just right for the human mouth. The fruit is tasty, easy to digest and good for humans to eat.
Now, if you still don't belive that the banana and the rest of the universe are all designed by god you must be deluded!
2007-05-26
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I'm a Christian and when I wrote god I meant the one ture god in the Holy Bible which son on earth is Jesus Christ.
2007-05-27
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update #1
I sense that this isn't a serious question. No-one sane can really believe that the banana is the atheists nightmare. It's about as rational as saying the pineapple proves there's no god (which god would allow a food which tastes so nice be so ****ing difficult to get into!)
2007-05-26 23:19:07
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answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6
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The banana is the new god.
The pineapple is the new bad god.
If I could flesh this out and write a book I could be the founding father of a new religion.
It proves there is a god but it doesn't say whether the christian god or one of the rivals is the real one.
2007-05-26 23:32:32
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answered by crazy_tentacle 3
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Very creative, arguement! I'm not, here to prove or disprove whether or not god made the universe but, Andrew W is right about the edible banana being breed. I found this topic so interesting I had to see for myself!
http://www.actahort.org/books/196/196_3.htm
That being said you can always take up another wonder fruit. The apple is ready to eat right off the tree. :)
2007-05-26 23:56:39
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answered by Proserpina 2
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If this banana is so perfectly designed, how come I don't like bananas? It's my least favorite fruit next to canatalopes.
2007-05-26 23:20:44
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answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7
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Wow. IDiots have found their most powerful evidence yet. Of course scientists will scoff at this, but perhaps there are enough gullible banana suckers out there who will eat this up, so to speak.
2007-05-27 02:34:17
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answered by Fred 7
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Following that logic, what about the coconut? or Brazil nut
and why does it have to be a well made banana. Shouldn't they all be perfect as you describes?
2007-05-26 23:25:56
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answered by Gary M 5
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I already believe in GOD and am saved and so is my family.
Acts 16:31[kjv]And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
John 3:16[kjv] For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
so when we believe in JESUS we have eternal life.JESUS lived a sinless life and gave up his life as a sacrifice so we can be sin free. Ask JESUS to come into your heart and forgive ur sins and cleanse ur past with the blood JESUS shed on the cross.
With a simple prayer like above u can be saved.JESUS loves u and wants u to be saved.
2007-05-27 00:04:19
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answered by Emmanuel 4
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Lmao, dude you have too much on your hands to compare Atheism to a yellow fruit. But that tickles your fancy, by all means have a go!
2007-05-26 23:40:04
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answered by Quonx. 6
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I hope this does not lead to Bananaism! Anyway, interesting perspective there.
Cheers.
2007-05-26 23:18:10
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answered by Anonymous
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I bet you watched this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwbhAXe5yk
My answer to you is the same as one that Nick Gisburne gave. Here is the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HW06Wz_R74&mode=related&search=
Please just watch it and post a video response if you want.
2007-05-27 03:20:08
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answered by chankljp 6
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