A young man wanted to get his beautiful California Valley Girl wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear As a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."
"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
2007-05-26 22:11:59 · 17 answers · asked by shyababy05 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She's from California, she's stupid, her husband had no idea she was at wal-mart
2007-05-26 22:15:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
She's asking because she doesn't realize the phone has it's own number and her husband already knew the phone number. It's kind of like a dumb blonde joke. Anyways, she's asking him as if he had to go through the trouble of calling 411 to find the number for Wal-mart...she's asking how he knew where she was (not realizing the cell phone has it's own number).
2007-05-27 05:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's just saying that Californian Valley girls are dumb.
The wife thought that the husband could contact her on the mobile phone because he knew where she was.
And we all know how a mobile phone works =P
2007-05-27 05:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by MayMay777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She thought the phone was like a land-line. If you phone somebody then you know exactly where they are - where the land-line phone is right? So didn't realise that mobile phones can "move" and be "mobile". Yeah ? So if she didn't tell her husband she was at wal-mart then how did he know ? Yeah ? The point is he DIDN'T know she was at wal-mart. A mobile phone can be anywhere.
2007-05-27 05:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by Teacher 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's kinda like a blonde joke. Susie is quite stupid, she thinks the mobile phone operates like a landline, wherein you have to call the actual place.
2007-05-27 05:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by kooks77_kit 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is a cute joke. The valley girl is a bit naive and vulnerable.
2007-05-27 05:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by pshdsa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she simply doesn't know how a cell phone works.
2007-05-27 05:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb Blondie didn't know it was a cell phone
2007-05-31 02:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by Quin G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wouldn't happen to be the valley girl, would you????
2007-05-27 05:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see, her husband has a mullet and therefore knows everything!!!
ROCK THE FREAKING MULLET SISTER AND DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-27 05:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by Montego 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋