Q--why was the egyptian boy confused?
A--his father was a mummy
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doctor--i got a bad news and a worse,,
patient--what is it?
doctor--u r gonna die in 24 hours,,
patient--what could be worse than that,,
doctor--i m trying to tell this to u since yesterday,,
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patient--tell me doc,,hoe much time do i have?
doctor--10
patient--10 what,,days,,months,,years,,??
doctor--10,,9,,8,,7,,6,,,,,,,,,
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mother--why were u singing in the bathroom,,while having a bath?
father--coz the door wont lock,,
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mak--does ur dad raise his hand on ur mom?
sam--only for self-defence,,
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Q--whats the difference between a train-guide and a teacher?
A--one minds the train,,other trains the mind,,
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2007-05-26 22:09:34 · 6 answers · asked by kp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I only liked 2 & 3.
2007-05-26 22:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of those are pretty cute. Got a chuckle out of me.
2007-05-26 22:14:51 · answer #2 · answered by pshdsa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vow...u have got much interesting stuff..i am confused in rating them..
2007-05-26 22:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny
2007-05-26 22:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-05-27 04:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they are good thanks for the tip
2007-05-26 22:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋