2007-05-26 20:53:01 · 16 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Antarctica is the only place that's cool enough for we penguins :)
2007-05-26 20:59:09 · answer #1 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Penguins are built perfectly by God to live in the Antarctica. He loves all of his creations.
2007-05-26 20:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mariah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course He loves them. God loves all of his children and creatures. Penguins were not "banished" to Antarctica. Many different kinds of penguins live in many different types of habitats. If you really want to know... here's a website for you -
http://www.siec.k12.in.us/~west/proj/penguins/main.html
2007-05-26 21:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by ♪♪BandMom♪♪ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, the joke could go either way, choice up to each reader.
In a past-life they (penguins) didn't believe in global warming, so God punishes them that way or,
in a past-life they were the ones promoting the global warming thing, and it wasn't real after all, hence, God's punishment belies...
>>or, a third version would be that in their past-life they
were vehement insistors of Evolution, and now they
get to live in that limbo state of half-fish (water-dwellers)
and half-human (quad-ped land dwellers).
>>This is gonna be fun to see how many irate thumbsdown I receive.
2007-05-26 21:03:02 · answer #4 · answered by rockman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who said your so called "God" banished them?
What if they like living in Antarctica. Doesnt "He" want them to be happy?
2007-05-26 20:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There body were more adapted to Antartica. In the Arctic, they would have fallen prey to the Polar Bears. Each creature has been ordained a realm where it could develop and fulfill its mission on this Earth.
2007-05-26 21:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by Reindeer Herder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created CFCs and CO2 to liberate the penguins.
2007-05-26 21:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by Dazcha 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Antarctica used to have plenty of ice for them to play on, yummy crill and other shrimplike stuff to eat, etc... but, since God decided to use global warming to punish us, he's making it so they'll have no place to live.
2007-05-27 01:13:36 · answer #8 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes he loves them...
Better than the flightless Great Auk, anyway.
Giving the Great Auk the northern hemisphere, with all those humans, meant they were hunted to extinction.
Well away from humans. That's the ticket to *relative* safety.
(Bye-bye passenger pigeon, Tasmanian tiger...)
2007-05-26 21:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he doesn't. He banished them because he thought they were making fun of him because they walk like he does.
2007-05-26 21:05:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋