Flippin' gays, ruining my marriage :(
2007-05-26 20:44:03 · 14 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Squishy)))
2007-05-26 20:50:12 · update #1
(((Squishy)))
2007-05-27 09:30:55 · update #2
Yes, I'm a female, pirates :)
2007-05-27 09:32:34 · update #3
Why the hell would gay neighbors affect YOUR marriage?
Grow up and mind your own business. Start concentrating on your own life instead of your neighbor's sexual preferences.
2007-05-26 20:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by KJ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Will my wife have to marry another women? Will this woman be hot? Answer the second question first. Would I still be there to supervise and call out instructions while I eat Cracker Jacks and drink beer?
2007-05-27 04:11:07 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure as day follows night, you will be forced by law to separate and become gay yourselves.
Chance likely, that is such a good link! I might run with it.
2007-05-27 04:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The act of a phallus contacting an anus creates a family destroying death ray, so sayeth the Christians.
(((I Walk Funny)))
2007-05-27 03:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by Squishy Mckay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No you don't have to divorce your husband unless he is the one getting married to your gay neighbor. ;0)
2007-05-27 03:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
NO! Divorce is forbidden by GOD unless God forgives you. But he's unlikely to forgive you because you're an atheist. That's why Christians get divorced more -- God is willing to forgive us for that sin.
If your gay neighbors get married, I recommend you call the HOA and demand a wall of separation between penguin and gay be set up.
2007-05-27 03:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
As is often the case, the Onion says it the best:
2007-05-27 04:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most certainly. Jack-booted thugs will come to your house and force you to separate at gunpoint.
2007-05-27 03:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by heartfelt_atheist 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes and immediately marry your sister while your now ex husband marries a goat!
slippery slope! slippery slope!
2007-05-27 08:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are soooo screwed !LOL
have a Herring and let love lead the way!
2007-05-27 03:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by slaveof12gods 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋