A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
2007-05-26 20:19:40 · 18 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's cheered up my wet bank holiday thanks keep up the good work..............
2007-05-26 20:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by dave n kez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 10/10 and a star! lol
2007-05-26 20:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love this freaking joke 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-27 03:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God i just love the old ones cracks me up every time!!
2007-05-26 20:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! A star is yours.
2007-05-27 00:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dustygem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm does this man happen to have a brother :D
2007-05-26 20:23:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-05-26 23:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still made me laugh
2007-05-26 21:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by Magster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol.
2007-05-26 20:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i heard it before
2007-05-27 04:38:29 · answer #10 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I get it but one thing, how to he get there?
2007-05-26 20:25:02 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋