'Doctor, doctorm I get a stabbing pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.'
'Have you tried taking the spoon out of the tea cup?'
It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale were the main reasons for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, 'That does it! If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening th store!'
2007-05-26 16:29:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's another "doctor, doctor" joke that you wanted...forgot you name, though. Ooops. Sorry.
'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm going to die in 59 seconds.'
'Just wait a minute.'
2007-05-26 16:43:18 · update #1
Good ! lol.
2007-05-26 16:34:15 · answer #1 · answered by iceman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like those doctor, doctor jokes. Have you got any? Not that it makes me laugh in hilarity, it makes me sadder than usual, but who cares, right?
2007-05-26 23:33:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh
2007-05-27 00:07:20 · answer #3 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋