i'm improving my english language,writing jokes,
i think that is a creative way to learn,
please,if something else be wrong,tell me,thanks...
Certain time, navigating for the seven seas, one of the watches of the embarkation
saw that approached one ship pirate. Angry captain screamed:
- They bring me my red shirt!
And, dressing her, it ordered your men:
-attack! Win these cursed pirates!
It is it was done like this. Some days later, the watch saw two pirate ships.
The Captain asked for the red shirt again and the victory was yours again.
On that same night,your men asked why he always asked
the red shirt before entering in the battle, and the Captain answered:
- If I be hurt in combat, the red shirt had not left that my
men see my blood. Like this, all will continue struggling without fear.
All were in silence, amazed with the courage of the commandant.
in the dawn of the following day, the watch not saw one, but ten pirates ships.
The whole crew,afraid, drove the eyes for the captain,e him,
with your potent voice and without demonstrating any fear, he screamed:
- They swallow me my brown pants!
2007-05-26 15:56:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank's cool!
2007-05-26 16:06:11 · update #1
the right in the end is: bring me my brown pants!
2007-05-26 16:09:32 · update #2
jigoku,i'm writing english,or are you thinking that this is german? pay attention....
2007-05-26 16:11:11 · update #3
Good try !
2007-05-26 16:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by iceman 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Right, then, honestly, I did not understand a single thing you said here. No offense! I believe I could give you some useful advice. Maybe, a little English dictionary wouldn't hurt. But, nice try, though. Needs a little practice and improvement as well.
2007-05-26 23:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wasnt bad
2007-05-26 23:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋