She sees her husband laying there naked. She asks whats going on, im having a heart attack . So she runs to the livng room and starts to dial 911 when her son interrupts her. Mommy, mommy, aunt becky is naked in the closet!!!! So she runs upstairs and opens the closet door. Sure enough she was hiding in there naked. The woman pissed off yells at her sister. You *****, my husband is having a heart attack and your here running around naked scaring the kids!!!
2007-05-26 15:19:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-26 16:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow....blondes huh...check this out
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
2007-05-26 15:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by ɱýšƗȉɋǔȇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb blonde! we love them and want to do anything for them while they are growing up. why? because they are so pleasant to look at and be around with. but when they are old enough they just don't know anything cause everything seem easy in the beginning. i feel sorry for them. but that's life just like a wheel some time it is up sometime it is down.
2007-05-27 13:06:50 · answer #3 · answered by radzuan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad the wife doesn't get on the phone and say Get the police, I'm going to hurt my sister and husband!!
2007-05-26 15:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by srena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here in the Philippines, we don't get to see many blondes here, so, practically, I haven't seen one before. And, I'm assuming all blondes are stupid, am I right? Isn't that discrimination or something?
2007-05-26 15:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny, have to feel bad for the blonde, or maybe the sister for being related
2007-05-26 16:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by Googley_Moogley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 9/10!
2007-05-26 15:25:44 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
surprising funny tale i have heard in a looong time! The punch line become the icing on the cake because before the very very last reality, I type of become questioning hmmmm it really is a sturdy element that someone might want to apply some thing it truly isn't any longer getting used - then her husband's d_ _ _ wasn't getting used ha ha ha!!! I wager there are fairly some husbands in actual existence that adventure an identical element!!! ;-O
2016-11-27 22:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good
2007-05-26 15:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Lights Out #3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soo funny Thanx.
2007-05-26 16:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by Maria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋