So this elderly couple go in for a physical together...?

Question

The husband goes in first and the doctor checks him out and says, looks like your a healthy man. The man says thanks. The doctor asks, is there any medical concern you want to discuss before you leave? The man looks at the doctor and tells him that when he first has sex he is cold and chilly. and the second time i am hot and sweaty. The doctor looks puzzeled and says im sure its probably nothing cause your as healthy as a horse.

So then the wife goes in gets her check up and everything is allright. He asks her are there any concerns you have, the wife says no. The doctors says i ask because you husband had some unusual concerns about your sex life, he says hes cold and chilly the first time and hot and sweaty the second time.The wife laughs and says, that old fool, thats because the first time is in january and the second time in july.

well the joke implies that the old man is having sex twice a night. but the punch line is that hes only having it twice a year. in the winter(january) and summer (July). and im california so those are the seasons here.

Answer 1

Good one!!! I love it... Thanks, I needed the laugh.

Answer 2

I think the Doctor is a quack. It doesn't state what part of the world and climate they're talking about. January in some parts of the world is hot. The married couple are a half bubble off center if you ask me.

Answer 3

Doctors are not allowed to tell anyone elese what another person said, not even the wife.... But good one lol.

Answer 4

Pretty funny. 8/10.

Answer 5

lol, gotta love the old people, they always seem to give you a good laugh when you need one.

Answer 6

haha
that is very funny
lol

Answer 7

what is that supposed to mean???sorry but its so,so,so lame!

Answer 8

not funny.