A blonde decides to go on vacation to Miami. She lives in Atlanta, so she decides to drive. She says good-bye to her friends and family, and heads on her way. She was about 3 hours in, when she realized something. She drove all the way back to Atlanta and says, "Forgot my keys". Star if you like.
2007-05-26 13:51:32 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And don`t be offended blondes, Im a blonde, too!
2007-05-26 13:52:07 · update #1
I have another one:
A lady is in the shower when she heard a knock at the door. She has no towels to cover, though. Then she hears the man saying "This is the Blind Man". She figures, if he can`t see anything, what's the dif? And i dont wanna get my clothes wet. So she goes to the door, naked and asked what the man wanted. Then the man said "Where do you want me to hang your blinds?"
2007-05-26 16:03:34 · update #2
nope
2007-05-26 13:55:01 · answer #1 · answered by Tennisr0cks 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
not bad
A blonde is getting sick of the blonde girl jokes and decides to dye her hair
one day when out for a walk she decides to test her new found hair colour with the next person she meets who happens to be a shepherd tending his flock
hey says the ex blonde
lets have a little bet
if i can tell you how many sheep you have in this field you have to let me have one
OK says the farmer
so the girl casts her eyes around the field and says 345
Dead right said the farmer you win
the ex blonde happily walks into the field and selects her prize
now wait a bit said the farmer you have to give me the chance to get even
I bet you used to be blonde
WOW says the girl how did you know that
easy said the farmer
now give me back my dog
2007-05-26 21:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by Nobby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes girl i love it somuch because this is the best blonde that i had ever heard in my life good job girl and way to go because you rocks i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i really do love it and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it and plus you had made my day with this one so guest with I'm going to make your day to by rewarding you with a star and take care.
2007-05-26 15:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhmm if they were her car keys and if they were back in Atlanta how the heck did she manage to drive for 3 hours? sorry maybe its just me but i don't see the funny side of this muffin
2007-05-26 15:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by jamshed007us 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke would only be funny if it were last of many blonde jokes you had just told.
2007-05-26 14:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by FierceFiasco 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay i'm lucky i'm not a blonde I'm a pure ASIAN(hindu if u prefer) but i didn't get the joke!
2007-05-28 18:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by live.it.up 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She forgot to take the keys for her chastity underwear?Ha,ha,ha,ha.
2007-05-30 01:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by BOND_BOND2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she had keys to the car but forgot keys to house hahaha.
2007-05-26 14:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by legendfang 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
noway how can she drive if she did not have the keys if there were -stars would give u one
2007-05-26 15:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can she drive then said she forgot her keys? i am so lucky i'm not blonde. i'm puerto rican.
2007-05-26 14:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
im boycotting blond jokes
2007-05-26 14:10:00 · answer #11 · answered by jomama1234 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋