Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before".
The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one FRAMED before.
2007-05-26 13:45:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha !!! Really funny. Send more !
2007-05-26 13:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by eizus28 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, when I saw the headline, I just shook my head and thought 'why'? before I read any further. Once I did, I was disgusted when it said that her skin began to grow around the toilet. What also disturbs me is how the boyfriend NEVER called the police or anyone else for help until NOW. Brings forth many inquiries....
2016-05-18 21:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by stephaine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha I have heard this one but before but it's still pretty funny.
2007-05-26 13:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by blue-jeanbaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-26 14:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny 8/10
2007-06-01 21:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to print this and frame it
2007-05-26 13:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one or two
2007-05-26 14:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ^_^
i bet there are only few who saw it framed!
2007-05-27 23:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was a good one
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2007-06-02 13:57:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2007-06-02 10:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋