1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
2007-05-26 13:40:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones give us more!
2007-05-26 14:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I'm late again, I may actually try number 5. I might just put thumbtacks on the snooze button, because I slap the heck out of it.
2007-05-26 13:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome and very cleaver.I especially like the last one about pushing someone down the stairs.My boyfriend is annoying me this weekend.that sounds like a good iodea :)
2007-05-26 13:47:54 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You always get me in trouble at work by making me laugh out loud ;-))))) Once again my boss had to come over to see what you had written! Now she's at her desk laughing!
10/10 and a Star for you!
2007-05-31 03:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good ones! 10!
2007-05-26 14:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!!! That was awesome! My favorite was the one about how everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
2007-05-26 13:54:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao - especially the daily thought
2007-05-26 13:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA.
my favorite is number 6.!
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2007-05-26 13:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by Mmm(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love all of it
mind if i share it
^_^ i hope no one thought of me as slinkies
lol
2007-05-28 14:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
These are GUY Remedies, right? LOL.
2007-06-01 16:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋