"Cor, Mum" ..... "I dunn 'alf fancy that Julie next door. I could have a great time with her ....."
"Don't be so silly!" ... says mum .... "you're both only five and far too young to think about things like that ..... Anyway, you know nothing about the birds and the bees ......!"
"Oh that's no problem, Mum " ... replied little Tommy ..."I got all that sussed ... if she lays an egg, I'll tread on it!"
2007-05-26
13:04:17
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