Why you should never take your husband shopping with you.
Letter:
Mrs. Fenton, Our store is considering banning your family from ever
shopping with us unless your husband waits for you in the car.
MEMO: surveillance cameras.
Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has
done while his spouse/partner is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsing through, yelled PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in
here!"
2007-05-26 11:02:04 · 16 answers · asked by Gilmore G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OWWWW!!! My stomach hurts from laughing. That was HIL-ARIOUS. WHOOOOOOO!!!!! I needed 15 good laughs.
Assumes fetal position and yell it's those voices!! Ha!!!
2007-05-26 11:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by "Mean Girls" Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. This joke is meant for people to think in a crude manner. But the logical answer is for the husband to ask the butcher for chicken sausage in english (assuming that he speaks english). If you forgot about that detail (that he is English), you would automatically think that the husband would flap his arms and expose himself. Either way, they would still get their chicken sausage and all would be well.
2016-05-18 05:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-26 11:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of those r pretty funny liek the carpet mission impossible and nose picking.
2007-05-26 11:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, love them, especially number 8!
2007-05-26 11:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by Chalice 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got that emailed to me before, but there were some nnot in the email like the last one, and the "PICK ME PICK ME" one, and September 23 one. they are all funnnnnnny!!!!!!
2007-05-26 11:29:36 · answer #6 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
Yes that is a good one and funny
2007-05-26 11:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha #1 was really funny you should be a camedian
2007-05-26 12:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by curly girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this about walmart only there was over a hundred of them
2007-05-26 11:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by jeremy B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.I like #10
2007-05-26 11:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by peacejump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋