God always was, always is, always will be. God in association with alter egos Jesus and the Holy Spirit, creates heaven. Fills Heaven with angels to share awesome love. Creates angel Lucifer for the purpose of creating an archnemesis. Lucifer wants to be God. God creates our universe and Earth and lets man chose between Him and Lucifer. Man chooses Lucifer. God allows people back to heaven, but only if they follow strict rules, but knows no one (including Moses whom He tried to kill for not cutting off the foreskin on his penis) will leed a life worthy of being returned to His glory. Makes man write book on why man isn't perfect, and how they could be. Then God comes down as a man (Jesus) to lead the perfect life. Jesus is crucified for the sins of mankind, and now in accepting this to be true your sins can be forgiven so you can live in eternity with God's love. If you don't you will remain with Lucifer in Hell, or possibly on Earth in a metaphorical Hell. Jesus returns, good v. evil.
2007-05-26 10:39:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Close, but not quite. Here's the corrected version:
God always was, always is, always will be. God creates heaven. Fills Heaven with angels to share awesome love. Creates angel Lucifer to be His choirmaster. Lucifer is lifted up in pride and wants to be as God. God creates our universe and Earth and lets man chose between Him and Lucifer by a simple test of obedience. Man disobeys God and breaks fellowship with God. God allows people back to fellowship with Him, but only if they follow Him in faith.
Raises up prophets to write down why man isn't perfect, the holiness of God, and how God makes a way back to Him. Then God comes down as a man (Jesus) to lead the perfect life. Jesus is crucified for the sins of mankind, and now in acknowledging your sins and accepting His forgiveness by faith, your sins can be forgiven so you can live in eternity with God's love. If you don't , you will be with Lucifer in the Lake of Fire.
2007-05-26 10:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by Steve Husting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't have "alter egos". God is three seperate distinct eternal beings that share an everlasting nature or bond (Father, son, and Holy Spirit). God gave lucifer free-will, Lucifer's pride caused him to be against God. God gives man free-will. Man sins. Jesus defeats and destroys death on the cross and his resurrection. Jesus will return to defeat satan and evil once in for all and save those who believe in him.
2007-05-26 17:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the story of Jeebus is more complicated:
A woman used a baby with a glowing head to look around in her barn. After that, a man on a camel looked at a star. Then a man standing on a small hill gave a man with a t-square directions. Lower-case ‘t’ attacked the villagers by crushing them. They tried throwing rocks at it and whipping it, but it was unstoppable. It taunted them by holding up one of its victims like a puppet. Then everybody cheered as a man in a robe was abducted by aliens. The end.
2007-05-26 17:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good vs. Evil is Persian dualism....God is God and you
need some humility. God always wins, but we choose to serve HIM. You don't know diddly squat!
2007-05-26 17:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by war~horse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. GOD is a loving father that tells you don't play in the street, because it will get you killed.
2007-05-26 17:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds about right. I know it sounds weird and is a very complex thing to understand which is something I'm still trying to do.
2007-05-26 17:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you haven't read one OUNCE of the Bible.
2007-05-26 18:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of those things are true but there is alot more to it and you forgot alot, we are to love one another pray for others and help all you are able to help.
2007-05-26 17:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by chrislynn_0089 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you obviously haven't read it. I've read it from cover to cover and it goes nothing like that.
2007-05-26 17:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by StormyC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, you started talking about foreskins, and i got all wound up and hot all over.
what was the question?
2007-05-26 17:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by Phyllis 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋