A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?
The young man answered "Eye, boss, I was a canny salesman back in Newcastle.
The manager liked the Geordie so he gave him the job.
His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"
The Geordie said "Just the one, boss."
The manager groaned and continued "Just one?" Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?
£124,237.64" replied the Geordie.
The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64, what the hell did you sell him?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"
"Nah, nah......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his ladyfriend and I said......... 'Well, since ya weekend's f**ked, you might as well go fishing."
2007-05-26 08:56:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
been calling people over to let them read your joke. general consensus is ten out of ten. sooo funny. !
2007-05-26 09:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by gordon C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely brilliant well worth a star
2007-05-26 09:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-26 09:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm going fishing next weekend.
:-)
2007-05-26 09:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best joke on here for ages!
2007-05-26 10:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Trevor h 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a well deserved star for you!!!
I really loved this joke Honey!!!
2007-05-26 09:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny, but absolutely true.
2007-05-26 09:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by cajun24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it
its star time
2007-05-26 09:02:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good lol a star 4u
2007-05-26 11:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by Angela G 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I found that very funny, lmco.
2007-05-26 09:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by tucksie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋