2007-05-26 08:48:47 · 48 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You have to contact the police - tell them you want to be a certified gangster and they will issue you with a special tag, tracking device and a free certificate...
2007-05-26 08:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Gangster Uni
2007-05-26 08:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First. most gangsters are certifiable. So perhaps that is the most important part. After that start with petty crimes and work up in the ranks, with plenty of holiday time as a guest of Her Majesty.
Me, I will stick with uni studies and do something more mundane. But alas, I do not care for the thoughts of extensive holidays in places I can not leave when I wish.
That Cheeky Lad
2007-05-29 19:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly you need to go to your local police station and sign on as a registered informant, like most gangsters are. Then i would presume that you get a little gang of brainless wanna be criminals, who can talk good fights and reminisce about prison times. Then after after committing a few crimes where you leave incriminating evidence all over the scene. You then grass up your mates and get your bent copper mate to get you off all charges. Finally you find yourself a well respected author to write your biography, Which would be full of drivel about underworld conduct and rules.
2007-05-31 08:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watch Bugsy Malone
2007-05-30 02:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well....you are already a certified nut so becoming a certified gangster must be next on the list....LOL Don't do it - find something admirable to become certifed in. Good luck!
2007-06-03 05:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by need a place now!!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are well on your way just by asking the question. To certify it, type it up, print it out, and have it notarized. Keep it on your person at all times. When the cops pull you over and ask for license and registration, don't forget to pull out your "certified gangster identification." :)
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
2007-06-02 04:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by golden_diva7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you would have to move to Glasgow and then buy a gun. And after that it should be easy. Just walk into the first shop you see and hold it up , and after you come out of prison 10 years later,you had years of training for your trade. One certified gangster and a criminal record to prove it.
2007-05-26 09:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read the insructions below
Oh and by the way that nappy headed ho's thing was frakin hillarious anyway if you want to be a gangster follow these steps.
1.go to a pawn shop
2.buy a very good gun
3.buy hollow point bullets
4.make sure the safety is off
5.put it to your head
6.pull the trigger and you will be a certified gangster
2007-05-26 09:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First may I suggest joining a gang? Then you have to be the baddest assed mofo in your crew.Perhaps a few arrests might add to your credibility.If you can supply certain substances,this is a good starting point.Don't forget to carry a gun,preferably sticking out the back of your low jeans.And don't give no money to the trick @ss beeaaches! Good luck,I am all for a young man having a career!
2007-05-26 08:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by New Boots. 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋