Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
2007-05-26 08:02:19 · 13 answers · asked by nfslpu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
Bush did a puzzle which was meant for people between 3 and 5 years old, and it took him a whole freaking month!
2007-05-26 08:11:54 · update #1
Bush did a puzzle which was meant for people between 3 and 5 years old, and it took him a whole freaking month!
2007-05-26 08:12:32 · update #2
Old but a good one .Check out a site called BuckFush for a ton of laughs.
2007-05-26 14:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is old, and adapted from Blonde jokes! Here's a Bush joke for you...
Rice tells Bush 3 Brazilian soldiers have just been killed in Baghdad.
Bush puts his head in his hands, starts to cry and says "Condeliza, exactly how many is a Brazilian"
2007-05-26 08:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by Trevor h 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
George Bush in a school George Bush is going to a huge-unfold college to furnish a speech. After his talk he promises question time. One little boy places up his hand and George asks him what his call is. "Bob". "and what's your question, Bob?" "I even have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq with out the help of the UN? 2nd, Why are you President whilst Kerry have been given greater votes? And 0.33, What handed off to Osama Bin weighted down?" in simple terms then the bell jewelry for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they're going to proceed after recess. whilst they resume George says, "ok, the place have been we? Oh that's precise --- question time. Who has a question?" a distinctive little boy places up his hand . George factors him out and asks him what his call is. "Steve" "and what's your question, Steve?" "I even have 5 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq with out the help of the UN? 2nd, Why are you President whilst Kerry have been given greater votes? 0.33, What handed off to Osama Bin weighted down? Fourth, Why did the recess bell bypass 20 minutes early?! And 5th, the place is "Bob"? !!
2016-11-05 11:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.ha Ha
2007-05-26 08:07:19 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
why did bush stare at the fruit juice carton for 2 hours?
because it said concentrate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-26 08:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good but I have heard much better.
2007-05-26 09:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by hurler14 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one! Believable, too, sadly.
2007-05-26 08:07:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Gave me a giggle!
2007-05-26 08:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by Copper 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Good one, but, it does not quite portray how stupid he is.
2007-05-26 08:04:58 · answer #9 · answered by Naruto #1 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-05-26 08:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋