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i farted by this dude in an aelevator and it killed him.... i swear omg like not instanly but he started having problesm so i took him to the hospital and he died...the doctor said he died because he inhaled a poisoiun gas or somthing like that, i will come clean and tell them everything about my fart and how it accidectly killed a guy, but can i face punishment it was a total accident!

2007-05-26 06:34:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

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Hahahahaha! no, i dont think youll go to jail, but omg, lol haha, lol, omg, rotflmao, lol your joking right, lol, if not then, lol, i thought those were only storys, lol, poisions gas lol, i just cant stop laughing! lol

2007-05-26 06:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by ♦Ðéjà~♠~\/û♦ 3 · 0 0

If your going to make up a lie. Couldn't you think of something more interesting. As to the question. No you will not go to jail for stinking someones air. And him dieing.

2007-05-26 13:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by Sunset 7 · 0 0

Well, you DID render aid, so I think they will go easy on you and just take away all your rights to lactose and beans.

Had you not rendered aid, you would have been guilty of a fart and run homicide.

2007-05-26 13:54:37 · answer #3 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 1 0

Yeah, it's called manslaughter. But if you live in Florida and you have a good lawyer you should be fine. Just kidding you shouldn't get into trouble.

2007-05-26 13:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by M. 2 · 0 0

No, but if they ever pass a law making it illegal to be an as*hole who doesn't know how to spell, then you're going to the chair, dude.

2007-05-26 13:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

umm i dont think it was the fart........ok i am positive it wasnt the fart maybe something eles happend

2007-05-26 13:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Should you go to jail for what ? What supposedly happen or your question ?

2007-05-26 13:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by Billy TK 4 · 0 0

i thought all the 3 stooges were dead

2007-05-27 10:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by charlsyeh 7 · 0 0

haha

2007-05-26 13:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by Mackenzie 4 · 0 2

this is the funniest Sh8t i ever heard !!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-26 13:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by y2kloader2000 1 · 0 0

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