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when will they get it through their thick skulls. it's just a story!

2007-05-26 06:25:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It isn't even a story. It's just a wierd idea concocted by the 6,000 year-old earth people. The clear fact of the matter is, no human being ever saw a living dinosaur.

One thing I don't quite get. If Noah took two of every kind of animal on the Ark, in order to ensure the continuation of those species after the flood, why did all the mammals and birds on the Ark reproduce successfully, while all the dinosaur species from the Ark went extinct? Also, how did their bones become encased in solid rock, while no mammalian bones of that time are encased in rock - and how did their bones acquire radioactive elements decayed to an extent that would ordinarily require millions of years? But then, what good is evidence when you have already decided that your own simplistic, unauthorized guesses about the meaning of the Bible are infallible?

2007-05-26 06:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 3 1

A Gallup poll last year showed almost half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created by God in their present form within the last 10,000 years.

2007-05-26 06:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 0 0

Story or not, it's true and I can prove it: it wasn't dinosaurs Noah brought aboard the Ark, it was whales. Moby and Molly Dick. The problem was, Molly was a lesbian whale and Moby was a gay whale. That's why there are no whales on Earth today.

2007-05-26 07:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1 1

Dinosaurs like sailing, I thought everyone knew that.

2007-05-26 06:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It's also a retard's theory. I mean, look, it's in Kentucky for crying out quietly!

2007-05-26 06:30:39 · answer #5 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0 2

You cannot make a donkey go by beating it. Use carrots.

2007-05-26 06:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0 1

never

2007-05-26 06:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by thalmozar the man god 2 · 0 1

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