Solution for Iraq and Iran....?

Question

Have a private/secret meeting w/ Irans President, and a whole different meeting w/ Israel,Britain, and Iraq ); tell Irans President (Sorry, cant spell his name) that the US will pull out of Iraq but he has to take absolute control of it by the time they do. And annunce a little plan to Britain, Israel, and Iraq.

Iran sends the majority of their Military out of the country into Iraq, and once they do we have Israel go head on into Iran. Britain (Israel would do it for sure, not sure about Britain) could come into Iran through the North. (Both blowing any Nuclear Sites as they cross the border). But both countries wait to invade until Iran has its forces spread throughout Iraq. Once Iran does so, and once Britain and Israel cross the border into Iran; the Iraqi Forces the the US had hiding, scattered around Bahgdad come out and take the capital. (Purley Iraqi Forces, led by US Forces and when I say led by I mean commanded by). The US Navy and Air Force target any Iranian Forces in

bulk in an area. Once the bombing is done, and Iran is making its way back to the Iranian border trying to defend their country; the US Ground Forces are waiting for them about 45 miles from the border.

So w/ British/Israeli forces invading a country w/ little defense, the Iraqis finally getting some self esteem that they did something and fought for their country, no more Iranian threat, and no more Iranian influence on Iraq.
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That might sound kind of different at first, but why wouldnt this work?

Answer 1

There is one simple reason why your plan wouldn't work, and it has nothing to do with the plan itself, which is absolute gold. That reason is Left wing hippy liberals. Can you imagine the bs that would spout if the US actually did that? Much as I don't like Iran, or Iraq for that matter, they have great supporters in the US government.

Answer 2

It wouldn't work for many reasons.

A). You are counting on Iran being easily deceived that we would turn over Iraq to them.

B). I think someone would notice British forces massing in central asia near a hot border.

C). The media tracks all US military movements, how would they just appear between Iranian forces and Iran.

D). Why get Israel involved at all? This would be a political disaster. Not to mention, there are a few other countries that are between Israel and Iran. I don't think Jordan would take kindly to an Israeli Army crossing through their territory. Even if they they magically got permission everyone and their brother would know about them coming.

E). Why do this the hard way? This would not be politically acceptable to the world and impossible to pull off militarily.

If I were tasked with invading Iran, i would;
Send a few Marine Expeditionary Units (MEU) near the coast as a distractor.
I would move several Carrier Groups into the gulf area for airpower.
I would mass troops inside Iraq near the Iranian border.
I would pull troops out of the urban areas and tell the Iraqis "Sorry mates, you are on your own, time to step up."
(Can't do two things at once).
I would start a campaign of deception that the troops are preparing to invade but lacked parts, manpower and the political will to actually do so. (This would confirm what Iran wants to believe about us and would be a good tactic).
I would prepare for a massive air campaign. (That is a given).
When I began the air campaign, I would not focus on the nuclear material processing centers or research centers.
I would target command and control elements of the military instead.
As I was blinding them and disrupting their ability to move their forces I would reposition my own forces at will. (See Gulf War I for how this works).
Then I would invade through the Iraqi border. I would probably use only US forces. I just don't see Britain coming along for another occupation and Israel would be a liability.
I am sure there is more I would do if I got out a map and did some real work on it but I am going to another question now.

Answer 3

Pelosi, Mike Moore, etal would **** down both legs and would charge everyone in this country that supported such a plan with Treason, War Crimes, and any thing else they could think of including bad breath. Then real blood letting would commence.

Answer 4

Stupid boy