A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids and she was yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart greeter says,"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Marts. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid." replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
2007-05-26 02:59:51 · 10 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the funnest thing I heard today. Thanks for making me laugh.
2007-05-26 03:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by caleb 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That would be funny except for the fact that no Walmart greeter has that wit or freedom to express themselves. In fact, few things in life are more mindless and plastic than the Walmart greeter.
2007-05-26 03:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Renegade_X 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-26 03:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some lady I labored with. Was breaking apart with long run female friend & she used to be approaching truly robust at paintings. I refused her four instances! I received steady textual content messages and bum grabbing. I didnt even supply her my quantity, she received it out of employees files! I dunno why I did it. I wasn’t even interested in her remotely. I don’t appreciate myself. Was pressured and lonely. She grabbed me within the employees room & caught her tongue down my throat ( I received sicky lump throat considering it now typing). Her breath used to be like puppy meals & smoke, I keep in mind being quite dissatisfied whilst she came over. She eliminated her bra- she used to be SOOo particularly podgy, her breasts appeared to vanish into her frame. They had been like 2 useless spaniels ears. I used to be pondering wherein they’d long gone! I didnt wanna cross down on it on account that it used to be all crimson and gross... too crimson. Then She licked the sweat off my sixpack like a puppy!? Not in an erotic method- I imply like a puppy. I honestly needed to flip "it" round and false my orgasm on account that I simply couldn’t acheive elevate off, I used to be so delicate the condom stored slipping off. Only dangerous come upon I ever had on account that lesson used to be learnt from then. ugghh nasty recollections however that is bigger than the vast majority of questions within the courting phase
2016-09-05 12:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's a good one
2007-05-26 03:17:23 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
average for me....5/10
thanks for submitting it though!
2007-05-26 03:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-05-26 04:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by Reese Cup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hysterical! LMAO!
2007-05-26 03:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by kellydinh77 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-26 03:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by Dananana 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL...:)
2007-05-26 04:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋