I pulled an older woman at a club last night.
She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome ?
I said: "No I haven't as it happens..."
So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then".
I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...
"Mum!....you awake ?"
2007-05-25 23:25:21 · 26 answers · asked by KoolAid 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A pleasantly rude shock (joke)! The first star is from me. You deserve ninety nine more stars. Thank you!
2007-05-25 23:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Hobby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best joke in this category its worth a 10 stars
i want to hear it more
2007-05-26 01:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by Blondy boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i've seen this joke 5 times in the last 3 days
let the joke die along with her mother
2007-05-26 02:19:13 · answer #3 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw it coming a mile off - but still quite tickling.
2007-05-25 23:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao! man u got the wrong end of the deal! lol
2007-05-26 08:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by nfslpu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it still made me laugh.
2007-05-26 00:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 23:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Star though.
2007-05-26 01:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So thats what you did last Friday night??????
Yeahhh Baby!!!
2007-05-25 23:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by daisybabygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee!
2007-05-25 23:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by benjoe021 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋