A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?" "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?" "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?" "Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your t.i.t.s twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"
2007-05-25 21:45:52 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved the joke, thanks for brightening my day! Though I have to say at my age I'd be very grateful for someone playing with my t.i.t.s! The nearest I get to that is a mammogram once every two years!
2007-05-25 21:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by Grannygrump 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as the heaven's gates one. Only 4/10 ! ! !
2007-05-26 05:05:42 · answer #2 · answered by coxon the box 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-26 06:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sooo funny, its gone on my pub joke list thank you .....still laughing
2007-05-26 04:53:45 · answer #4 · answered by CLAIRE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4, but still worth a chuckle
2007-05-26 05:45:17 · answer #5 · answered by ceaskew25 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is no such thing as a vibrator for cows then?
2007-05-26 04:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my ex! and he wonders why hes an ex???
2007-05-26 06:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by louie3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha like it mate
2007-05-26 04:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-26 10:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha LOL
2007-05-26 09:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋