A man, George, is 76 years old and doesn't drive anymore and he cannot hear very well either.
Since his wife is only 65 and both drives well and hears, she takes him everywhere.
One day he had a doctors appointment because George hadn't been feeling well.
The nurse comes in and says "I'm going to take your temperature now. "What's that?" he asks.
His wife states louder, "Open up your mouth, George."
After that's been done, the nurse notices that because of the nature of George's illness, the doctor needs further tests.
"I need a stool sample from you George."
"Huh?" he states.
His wife, getting very frustrated, hollers back at him, "For crying out loud, George, she said she needs your pants!!"
2007-05-25 20:30:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HARHAR! that's really funny. thankz for making my morning!
2007-05-25 21:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats too funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-26 03:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-26 06:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-05-28 16:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww lol
2007-05-26 03:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-26 10:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋