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We are perfectly happy wearing our swimming goggles and doing drugs. Why does it take so much to satisfy your needs?

By the way, we only do this when our human owners aren't watching us.

2007-05-25 18:05:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

to Jaymee:
Because I'm bored. Creating and constructing seems to be a natural reaction to boredom, even for humans.

2007-05-25 18:09:37 · update #1

13 answers

because cats don't eat cheeseburgers.

2007-05-25 18:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by polly-pocket 5 · 0 0

You're not a cat, cat's spell perfectly like this..."purrfectly." Also, cat's would never talk to humans, it would ruin their plan to secretly take over the world. Last but not least, catnip does not satisfy the unfortunate craving of drugs in some humans.

2007-05-26 01:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by kcdude 5 · 1 0

Totally Hilarious!

I love the question, and I'm happy to chat with a drugged out, goggle wearing swimming cat.

It's all good!

2007-05-26 01:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Some how, in a youtube movie, I saw a cat chase a dog O_o

2007-05-26 01:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by SF azn 2 · 0 0

"...get along with eachother like us Cats? "

???
Hisss!!

I would have thought we do!
Yes, some wise ones who won't rise to it, some stupid ones who haven't a clue what's going on in the world...
Some who only care where their next meal or mating is coming from.
And some who fight like Kilkenny cats.

Yes, we do pretty much get on like cats.

"There once were two cats of Kilkenny,
Each thought there was one cat too many,
So they fought and they fit,
And they scratched and they bit,
Till, excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails,
Insteads of two cats, there weren't any."

2007-05-26 01:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0 0

Because we have so much more time on our hands to get in trouble since we aren't always licking our rears or delicately scraping the poop from btween our toes with our tongues!!

Oh yeah .... WHERE did that word come from??? you cats know which one I mean... catfight ???

2007-05-26 01:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by naniannie 5 · 0 0

Cat fight
Meooowr, screech, hiss Reow, thump, hiss Meeeow


We do get along like cats.

2007-05-26 01:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 0 0

My cats don't get along at all -- just like people.

2007-05-26 01:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And the cat's in the cradle with a silver spoon...

2007-05-26 01:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2 0

What drugs are you on so I can give it to my brother's cats?

2007-05-26 01:10:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why are you stupid enough to pretend to be a cat?

2007-05-26 01:08:37 · answer #11 · answered by JAYM33 2 · 1 0

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