Shouldn't she be inventing an AIDS cure?
For that matter, would Jesus be better off turning water into wine, or inventing a cancer cure?
2007-05-25 17:27:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
She has to make a certain number of appearances every year for promotional purposes. It was a proviso in her contract with God.
2007-05-25 17:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine so. The real question is, don't people have better things to do, like invent a cure for AIDS or world hunger, than to stare at a grilled cheese sammich and pretend they see her? I mean, give it a rest already!!! Next someone will claim to see Satan in dark chocolate and that will be on ebay as well !!
2007-05-25 17:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by naniannie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. What else these weakminded souls got to do when they are hungover seeing saints out of guilt?
2. Probably
3. No, because we don't need any more "winos" in the world that has PLENTY,
AND Jesus has too much competition from all those research monkeys who keep making excuses to suck on all those federal grants they get and are not about to find "cures." If they found any, how would they pay for their lavish lifestyles???????
2007-05-25 17:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by Theban 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Mary, she has had so many questionable stories made up regarding herself. There is no written record of what she was up to during the years before she hooked up with Joseph (Jesus's step-father). And little about the years of her life after Jesus left and went out on his own. Did Mary and Joseph have any more of their own children? History shows that her assumption into heaven was purely folklore, until a 7th Century Pope declared it to be fact and be believed by Catholics. If she is looking down on all the was made about her, she has to be shaking her head, No.
2007-05-25 18:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with LeRoy, nothing like mater on a grilled cheese. Mmmmm
2016-05-18 00:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I came across a grilled cheese sandwhich the other day with
melted cheese in it , I'm considering putting it up for auction on e-bay.....
peaceout
2007-05-25 17:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mary died about two thousand years ago, so she was not in or on a sandwich.
There is no such thing as an incurable disease! God has a cure! The cure is all around you, unless you happen to be in the middle of a desert without any plants or water.
2007-05-25 17:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ardys R 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOL
I think I saw groucho marks on my toast this morning. Is that significant? Or do I just have an out of control imagination.
2007-05-25 17:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not only grilled cheese but tortillas too! She must be hungry!
2007-05-25 17:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What can I say they like cheese and wine.
2007-05-25 17:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋