So one day, George Bush and The Queen of England are sitting in her room talking about politics, when Bush asks the Queen, "How do you know if the highest members of your state are smart enough to be doing their job?"
And the Queen replies, "Well, I usually ask them riddles, and see how fast they respond. That's usually a good way to see if they can think for themselves."
So the Queen calls Tony Blair in, and asks him, "If your Parents had a child, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?" And Tony Blair immediately replies, "That's easy, it's me!" And the Queen, who is very pleased, send Tony Blair away.
Now, Bush, who is very impressed, brings the Queen to find Donald Rumsfield and asks him, "Hey Donald, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?" Rumsfield ponders for a long time, and then admits to Bush that he has no clue.
Pissed off, Bush drags Rumsfield and the Queen to Dick Cheney.....
2007-05-25 17:24:29 · 17 answers · asked by Amy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Hey Dick, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister or your brother, who is it?" Cheney ponders for a long time, and then he finally lights up with an idea, and says "It's me!"
Bush gets REALLY pissed off, and yells at both of them and says, "NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"
2007-05-25 17:25:16 · update #1
NICE !!!, Bush is the real Idiot and I can't believe IT'S the U.S. president.
2007-05-25 17:28:40 · answer #1 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Neither and the two. in simple terms like something persons. look, I believe people who think of that GW isn't doing a sturdy job. yet that would not make him a villain. And doing a sturdy job would not make him a hero. A hero does impressive issues that something persons would not: like the guy who jumped on the subway to save the different person A Villain does undesirable issues to serve his own applications (want a villain for President look at Nixon, want a Villain interior the present White homestead look at Chenney) George Bush is a guy who's in over his head who's attempting to do the ideal job he can and degree as much as the yankee people and his daddy. he's not evil, in simple terms incorrect. Being incorrect would not make you a villain. Being undesirable at your job would not make you one the two
2016-11-05 10:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by santolucito 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-25 17:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...so I'm ignorant and didn't read any of that, but I do think Bush laughs in a fashion disturbingly similar to Beavis...from Beavis and Butthead.
2007-05-25 17:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by Alexis 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAH i like this one so much, u will have to put the copyright symbol cause im gonna steal this joke. lol jk but it is funny
2007-05-25 17:44:55 · answer #5 · answered by speedyboy1232001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Without opening his mouth, he is a joke, Sweetie! LOL.
Good one!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-28 10:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
January 2009 is coming...
some village in Texas is going to get its idiot back...
2007-05-25 17:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hillary might have been bill's first Lady but she dam sure wasn't his last.
2007-05-25 17:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Smart aleck
2007-05-25 17:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by lost.in.love 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahaha i hate george dubya bush so much itll be great when hilary is president
2007-05-25 17:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋