You know your a mom when....
i will go first lol ..when you tell your daughter at the gas station " don't touch your crotch honey"
2007-05-25 16:33:41 · 9 answers · asked by cherryberry 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
jeff...she is only 3 years old! thats why i told her not to do that...she was holding it in front of the cashier so i told her not to! It doesn't look right thats your explanation.
2007-05-25 16:46:32 · update #1
omg people...she is 3 years old...kids that age grab their crotch when they have to go pee ..boys do it too lol...most of you on here caught my drift lol
2007-05-25 16:52:46 · update #2
You know you're a mom when you spend 6 hours puking your guts out with the stomach flu, then stay up the rest of the night comforting your baby who is teething, telling her it'll be okay through your dry heaves. And taking her to the doctor the next morning for a blister while you're still dehydrated and exhausted.
And when it's all over you're just happy she's okay. And you still love being a Mom.
2007-05-25 16:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by KC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know that you are a Mom when you realize that the milk that that infant is screaming for is in YOUR breast. This is not meant to be funny. I didn't get the "don't touch your crotch, honey" thing.
2007-05-25 16:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by ckswife 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know your a mom when you buy your clothes on EBAY so your 9 year old can be the fashionable one!
2007-05-25 16:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know you are a mom...
when you can have a full conversation about poop with a total stranger ( another mother ) at the park...and find it humorous
2007-05-25 16:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by Barbara C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know you're a mom when...
the only thing that will put a smile on your face is the smile that of your child.
no one else can make me smile like my kids do.
2007-05-25 17:09:45 · answer #5 · answered by pwrgrlmanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know your a daughter♥ when...
after 2 boys (my older brothers) my mom never had gray hair, now she needs her hair done every 2 weeks!
2007-05-25 16:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by blyn<3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When someone points out that you have something on your shirt and you say "Oh, that's just a little baby vomit" and think nothing of it.
2007-05-25 16:43:47 · answer #7 · answered by jilldaniel_wv 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know your a mom when...
you go to the bathroom at someones house and leave the door open!!(my child is two)
ooops
2007-05-25 16:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
>>>when you tell your daughter at the gas station " don't touch your crotch honey"
WTF?
2007-05-25 16:38:21 · answer #9 · answered by SW1 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋