My current favorite:
"I refuse to believe in any God that endorses War, Murder, or Pat Robertson."
Others include:
DOUBT !!!!!!
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All Religion is Superstition
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One man's evil is another man's honeymoon.
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Every Steeple Points only to a Vast Vacuum
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Afterlife: The Myth-Universe Tangent
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MARRIAGE: A corporate merger with great fringe benefits
Any others you can contribute?
2007-05-25 16:31:18 · 21 answers · asked by NHBaritone 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God was my co-pilot. But we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him.
2007-05-25 16:35:07 · answer #1 · answered by K 5 · 13⤊ 1⤋
not necessarily atheist but....
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
Please Jesus, protect me from your followers.
Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
Just another souless atheist in search of world peace and harmony.
Jesus is cool but some of his followers give me the creeps.
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
Everything I need to know about life, I learned by reading banned books.
Born OK the first time.
Jesus called. He wants his religion back.
Religion is the cyanide of the masses.
How many fish do I have to put on my car before it's born again?
If Jesus paid for my sins, what's with all these bills?
Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hilary Clinton.
Yes I found religion. I found it to be completely worthless.
God doesn't believe in me either. Things even out.
Thou shalt not shove your religion down my throat.
2007-05-25 23:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by Brooke 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nothing Fails Like Prayer.
Science Is My Co-Pilot.
There's A Sucker Born Again Every Minute.
2007-05-25 23:37:16 · answer #3 · answered by solarius 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw a great one just yesterday, it read
"I Went To The Creation Museum And All I Got Was Stupider"
...next to a drawing of Adam and Eve being approached by a T-Rex. I liked that one.
2007-05-26 10:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The first one i saw is "Jesus imaginary friend to millions" I think thats the best one I seen as well.
What the hell does marriage have to do with Atheists? I mean let people get married straight or gay.
2007-05-26 00:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think, therefore I am... ...an atheist.
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A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle
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Oh, evolve!
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This is you brain (with drawing of cranium and brain)
This is your brain on religion (with outline of the same holllow cranium only)
Any Questions?
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Eve was framed
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Keep Christ Out of the Solstice
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My karma just ran over your dogma
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"The Flintstones" is not a documentary
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I used to trust in the rock of ages until I learned the age of rocks.
2007-05-26 01:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Since you ask, I actually made one on cafepress:
Jesus: The reason for the seizin' (with a crusader graphic alongside)
2007-05-25 23:39:24 · answer #7 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I personally don't like these but many atheist do:
Does God speak to you? Consider medication.
I think. Therefore I am Atheist.
2007-05-25 23:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Kate 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Born correctly the first time.
2007-05-26 13:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by CC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have these on my car:
Come the rapture, can I have your car?
When religion ruled the world, they called it the dark ages.
edit... ooh and one of my favorites: If you are born again, do you have two belly buttons?
2007-05-25 23:36:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
It's not an Atheist slogan, per se, but I used to have one on my car that said:
EVANGELISTS DO MORE THAN LAY PEOPLE
2007-05-26 10:35:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋