You don't need a sharp bump on the head to get religion, but it helps!
2007-05-25 15:44:06 · 19 answers · asked by Miltant_Agnostic 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ron K:
I didn't. Where?
2007-05-25 15:47:54 · update #1
My bumper sticker read, "Christians, can't live with them, can't feed them to the lions anymore." It was so funny that some Christian slashed my tires on my truck. Isn't it nice that Christians can turn the other cheek and act like a complete a s s.
2007-05-25 16:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by humanrayc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very imaginative. I had one on my car once(I am a Christian by the way) that had Jesus driving a Honda Accord with James, John, and Peter all hanging out the windows and the caption read "They were all in one Accord" that's a verse from the Bible. Now, that's imaginative and funny.
2007-05-25 22:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need a little more than a Sharp bump to the head
2007-05-25 22:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's better than a sharp stick in the eye!
2007-05-26 01:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Another Highbrow intellectual demonstrating his satirical wit insulting others instead of using logic to state his case.
Bravo!!
2007-05-25 22:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by Arnon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like an atheist's bumper-sticker. Christians don't insult other Christian about their faith in Christ.
2007-05-25 22:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by angel 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
We should all treat each other as Christians...just be prepared for the consequences.
2007-05-25 22:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it, sorry. But I did get a good laugh out of RonK 's answer!
2007-05-25 22:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by naniannie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually thats how I woke up, from religion. So by all means go for it.
2007-05-25 22:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by God!Man aka:Jason b 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
less painful to accept Jesus
Romans 10
8But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach;
9That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
10For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
11For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed.
12For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him.
13For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
14How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?
15And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!
16But they have not all obeyed the gospel. For Esaias saith, Lord, who hath believed our report?
17So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.
18But I say, Have they not heard? Yes verily, their sound went into all the earth, and their words unto the ends of the world.
19But I say, Did not Israel know? First Moses saith, I will provoke you to jealousy by them that are no people, and by a foolish nation I will anger you.
20But Esaias is very bold, and saith, I was found of them that sought me not; I was made manifest unto them that asked not after me.
21But to Israel he saith, All day long I have stretched forth my hands unto a disobedient and gainsaying people.
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2007-05-25 22:53:30 · answer #10 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋