"hot cause I'm fly" what?!, "lean wit it, roc wit it" with what?, "ridin dirty" if the cops are trying to catch you doing it then don't do it, "chicken noodle soup and a soda on the side" ??, "I'm so cold I'm so cold I'm so cold I'm so cold" get a coat, "I got money in the bank, shorty what cha think bout dat", she probably thinks it's great....do you really need to ask? here is my song.......I like a freaky girl that leans with it while ridin dirty on the shizzle my nizzle I think it's bout to drizzle betta get cho umbrella cause it's gonna get cold in the kitchen so lean wit it roc wit it but don't slip wit it cause you might break you hip dot da dahhhhh
2007-05-25 15:19:01 · 10 answers · asked by booboo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny..... listen to this.....
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
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10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows (your computer), you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:
...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and.. .I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
2007-05-25 15:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Nope. It's like men and women feel the one factor rappers must speak approximately is deep suffering existence sh*t in any other case it sucks, and thats simply dull. and rap, is not the one style that talks approximately that stuff. Yet its the one style men and women ***** approximately with regards to that subject, stfu.
2016-09-05 12:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen, fureva_sweet. Speak the truth, sister. I can't believe there would be still somebody like you who still see the flaws in our stinking life. Me? I'm just so bored with my life that I just go with the flow. Have you seen my avatar? I'm so sad I affected my avatar. More conspiracy please?
And, yes, I think rappers twist their tongues only for money. Their stinking raps hit the chart, but people don't see what it really mean. Just hate it and go on with our life. You don't get nothing if you keep on hitting the rappers out there.
I'm so sad. That girl almost made me smile.
2007-05-25 15:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All they talk about is getting high, killing people, having sex with ho's and beetches and so on. The messages are all violent and disrespectful especially to women and the lives of innocent people. I don't think anyone with half a brain should care one way or the other how or what they are saying. TUNE IT OUT!!! IT'S BRAIN ROT!!!
2007-05-25 15:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by CandyCane76073 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i know what you mean,heres my song;i got an extra value meal with a shake on the side ***** you bed not touch my ride or i'll slap you wit my apple pie *****!!!!
2007-05-25 16:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice song. Add the word b*tch and you are officially a rapper.
2007-05-25 15:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
and this is coming from someone name BIG DADDY SMACK A HO what exactly are you talking about
2007-05-26 02:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAP (retards attempting poetry)
Don't even waste your time over it, it's retarded crap.
2007-05-25 17:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Brittany B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you
2007-05-25 15:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by us_123654789 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno. I have no idea! Sorry!
2007-05-25 15:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋