Geometry
2007-05-25 14:46:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holy hell, and i thought my answer was corny.... u guys are crazy.
2007-05-25 14:58:54 · update #1
"Oh sh*t, I can't believe I just turned into a tree. I was trying to turn into my driveway." Then get out of your car make sure it is still safe and driveable, and there is not too much damage - and be on your way.
2007-05-25 14:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by Reaganomics101 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard a slightly different version:
What did the sapling say when it grew up?
Geometry!
2007-05-25 22:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
TreeMe: Hey squirrel, keep your paws off my nuts!
Squirrel: Oh my God a talking tree
2007-05-25 21:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not me
i say
hi how are you today is there any thing i can help you find
cause thats my name on my name tag at work
so i guess i turn into a tree
2007-05-25 21:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably just say oh $hit before I died and woke up in H*ll.
2007-05-25 21:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2007-05-25 23:46:25 · answer #6 · answered by tom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow that is pretty corny...but still kinda funny
2007-05-25 21:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Everyone and No One 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg it took me a few seconds to grasp that one but i cracked up!! LOL LMFAO
2007-05-25 22:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
geometry-Lol
i'd say "leaf me alone"
2007-05-25 22:03:10 · answer #9 · answered by ~mz. freaky_shye~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! I think I would just BARK!
2007-05-25 21:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by Matthew E 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋