2007-05-25 12:55:30 · 8 answers · asked by PatBack 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Brain confessing to LOIS about kissing Meg
Brian-she made me eat her hair pie
SMACK
Brian- Stewie had some too
2007-05-25 14:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Stewie eating pie*
Stewie: Lem'me get some of that cool hwhip!
Brian: What?
Stewie: You know, pie goes good with cool hwhip.
Brian: It's Cool Whip! Why are you putting so much enphasis on the "h". Say cool whip
Stewie: Cool hwhip
Brian: Cool whip
Stewie: Cool hwhip
Brian: Cool whip
Stewie: Cool hwhip
Brian: You're eating hair!
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Meg: Brian, me and you are gonna be here for a hwhile
Brian: Hwhile?
Meg: Yeah, a hwile.
Brian: A while
Meg: A Hwhile
Brian: A while
Meg: A Hwhile
Brian: A while
Meg: Brian, why you acting so wHeird?
Brian: That doesn't even have an "H" in it!
2007-05-25 13:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too many way too many but heres som of my favs
Lois Griffin: Peter! You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter Griffin: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?
Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.
Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England.
Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win
Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie
2007-05-25 12:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
(Blaaaahhst!!...
Every other episode has a line or construction thereof
which I'm positive I'll recall verbatim--and wish to share
at the right time with those who'll be there for it.
But no, I'm a doofus.
That show is beyond applicable genius: Timing, contextual accuracy, its fair and perfect share of self-spoofery, it just goes on.
Wish I were strong enuff to pick just one.
Alas, I'm overwhelmed like a kid locked in an ice cream shop overnight...Daahhmn!)
2007-05-25 13:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Context: Noah in the ark with the animals. There is an elephant (dad), and a penguin (mom), standing near a baby that has an Elephant head and a penguin body.
Noah "what the He%% is this?"
Dad elephant "what?"
Noah, pointing at the baby "this, what the he## is this?!"
Dad elephant "Uhh, you didn't give specific instructions"
Noah "Well, ...did you NAME it?!"
Dad elephant, " Yeah, yeah, his name is Paul"
Noah, "Well, it's going to be a He$$ of a lot harder when he goes the Fu$% overboard now isn't it?"
2007-05-25 15:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brian: "I leave more personality in tightly coiled piles on the lawn"
Stewie: "Must we make small-talk every time we pass each other"
Stewie: "I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a real b*tch"
Chris: "Somebody pee'd in my pants!"
Meg: "C'mon Stewie get in the pool, don't be afraid the water won't bite you"
Stewie: Answer: "Of course it won't bite me you idiot! I'm afraid of drowning!"
2007-05-25 13:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Peter: Hey Brian, theres a message in my Alpha- Bits. It says " Ooooooooooo"
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.
2007-05-25 15:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hate family guy.It is just really boring!
2007-05-25 13:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋