This happens in a tribe somewhere on Earth. A kid sits pouting when his grandfather, also the tribal chief, walks by and asks him what is the problem.
Kid: I don't like my name, I hate it.
Chief: Now, now. It is tribal custom that me, the chief, names the child according to what I saw at the moment he or she was born. Don't you understand?
Kid is still pouting
Chief: See, I named your father Flying Eagle, your good friend next door Running Wolf, and your older sister Light Rain.
Kid is still pouting.
Chief: Time to go to your mother now. So run along, Fxxking Dog.
2007-05-25 12:52:17 · 16 answers · asked by Sir Richard 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
ha ha ha....I know I've heard it before, but it's always funny :)
2007-05-25 12:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Steven's Love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-25 12:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by James E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an old but funny joke. However, it is just as funny and even older child appropriate if the kids name is Pooping Dog.
2007-05-25 12:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by Zuker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure of what the question should be but that joke is an oldie but a goodie! Keep up your sense of humor. Everyone needs a good laugh now and again!
2007-05-25 12:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ShadySadie♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After hearing it about 5 times, it's stll funny.
2007-05-25 13:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAH That's So Funny And At The Same Time Stupid....
2007-05-25 12:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by leana:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh not that funny...I heard this one...How do you piss off Helen Keller? You give her a basketball.
2007-05-25 12:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by The Almighty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny but i don't know you can do better
2007-05-25 12:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by Heidi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah, i am on the floor dying laughing.
2007-05-25 13:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROAN, Thats OLD!
2007-05-25 12:55:48 · answer #10 · answered by grapelady911 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋