There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."
2007-05-25 12:48:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that was hilarious!! Thank you for that.
2007-05-25 12:50:54 · answer #1 · answered by Steven's Love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Don’t worry, you won't be reported. As a matter of fact, I have received that jokes through emails like 5times... hahahaha.. Still very funny though!
2007-05-25 19:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! If he's the smartest man in the world, then maybe he could figure out a wat to turn the girl's belongings into a parchute before he lands....hope so!! lol
2007-05-25 21:32:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man u should have put bush as the one who took the backpack
10/10 plus a star loved it
2007-05-25 19:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number one: oldest joke in world
number two: not dirty at all
but is still a good joke
lol
2007-05-25 20:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!! I eould never report that because first of all I don't find it dirty and second it's the funiest thing i've heard all day!!!!!!!
2007-05-25 20:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good joke, I just don't get how it's dirty.
2007-05-25 19:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the worst joke I've ever heard
2007-05-25 19:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, but there was a better version of it a couple weeks ago. He beat you to the punch. e
2007-05-25 19:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by pandurtle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't get how it was dirty and the presdient is supposed to take the backpack
2007-05-25 20:55:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you just say dirty to get people to look at it? You did, didn't you?!?!
2007-05-25 19:53:56 · answer #11 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋