A man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
2007-05-25 11:47:50 · 34 answers · asked by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one,there will be some trying out that line,on a friday night?
2007-05-25 21:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10 that was a good 1
2007-06-01 17:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that's a new one 10/10
2007-06-01 20:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 10/10 + a star!
2007-05-25 12:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star i love it
2007-05-25 12:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very clever. I like. In fact I'm going to try it on a bar girl right now.!
2007-05-25 11:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
good 1 worth a star
2007-05-25 11:51:18 · answer #7 · answered by Angela G 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A star 4 u!!
2007-05-25 12:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 16:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
liked it liked it a lot very funny
2007-06-02 06:54:08 · answer #10 · answered by bobonumpty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋